Just had super strong coffee.
I mean super super strong.
Not the one that get out of your cup and walks away. That’s just strong coffee.
The kind that jumps out of your cup, fires a 100 rounds of Machine Gun, fires a bazooka and chases down the rocket before it hits the house that it is about to demolish and demolishes it before the shell reaches there, and then moving on to kill all inhabitants of Tea World after burning down tea plantations, conquering the British Isles for loving Tea too much, granting sleepless nights for all his minions and caffeine withdrawals for his prisoners. The kind that could take over the world before you can say “Caffeine High”.
Dedicated to his Caffeiness. And all his followers, of which I’m already one.